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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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Am I reading that right? In 2022, his company had income of 82,127.55 Euro, but an operating loss of 27,560.69 Euro? So his expenses for the year were 109,688.24 Euro, or around $115,556.56?
Funny how that works. He’s run 4 “companies” - JLE Publishing, Origen (with his dad in Wilmslow), JLE Translation, and now Ipsilon Media. So he knows all the accounting tricks and how to avoid tax burdens. The trick is draining the company accounts so there is no burden whatsoever. Then he pays himself a wage he finds lucrative and also the “owner’s wage” which he let slip during the begging video.
People do this all the time, so I am not picking on him in particular for this practice. But when he releases a manipulative video where he says he can’t make payroll, it’s so disingenuous. All he had to do was reduce his wage or his “owner’s wage” in order to make payroll, but instead he goes full Ray Liotta on Goodfellas:
”Fuck you, pay me”
No accountability for the fact he ruined his brand. Patrons are compensating him what what he thinks he’s worth and that’s the end of it.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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Inna freelances and has an upwork account, she said she can maybe tackle that if we can give her all the pertinent info (we just don't have time to put it all together).
Case Number: K-252/2022
Sisak Municipal Court
Judge: Mirela Sladić (this is a new judge, assigned sometime in February this year)
Novosel compiled the filing and dated it 29 April 2022, but the court recorded it on 2 May 2022. There have been several submissions, two of which were by Lloyd himself. If you can find any of those submissions from Jabba the Hutt and the decision on 14 July 2023, they will be worth their weight in gold. Pure comedic value, even better than his standup routine.
Link to the court site is here:
Enter the CAPTCHA letters and search. His case will come up. If you do this on a smart phone, it will have an English tab to read. Otherwise you are stuck with the original Croatian.
Submissions:
2 May 2022- Filed by Karlo Novosel
18 July 2022 - Submission by Karlo Novosel
30 August 2022 - Submission by Lloyd Evans (this one is important, as it seems to be in reaction to a ruling days previous. Lloyd went on his famous rant a few days later about how he's suing for the next 40 years, so he really wasn't in a good place mentally at this time and was particularly upset at the status of this case)
16 Sept 2022 - Submission by "UPS" (Perhaps new counsel hired by Lloyd since the case wasn't going well?)
14 November 2022 - Submission by Lloyd Evans
2 February 2023 - Submission by UPS
14 July 2023 - "Decision/Letter of the court" filed by the court
PS - Very interesting that Karlo Novosel filed the case and made just one submission, with no further submissions after last July. Lloyd may have blown more money in retaining new counsel, or perhaps Novosel simply withdrew due to Lloyd's stupidity. The evidence would seem to indicate that Karlo Novosel is no longer representing him.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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So LE reposts a tweet from JWWatch as evidence of the "amazing" feedback he's getting.
The writing style on the JWWatch tweet is vintage Lloyd, e.g. continued usage of the word "team" and the repeated phrases of "we've been getting amazing feedback" and "please email a brief summary to..." These terms and phraseology has been utlised by him since he was posting here. Even when it was only him and John Hoyle as webmaster during the early days of the survey, it was always "us", "we" and "our team". Carefully crafted words designed to show that his work was so great that he needed a "team" to make it a reality.
So he tweeted from JW Watch so he could Quote tweet as himself. If there were any doubt as to whom the author was, check the time stamps of both tweets. 3 minutes apart.
Many patrons are donating because they felt sorry for him in the begging video, or because they forgot to refresh their subscription preferences in the last couple of years.
I believe this too. A healthy channel with a lot of energy and buzz about it would have taken that boost and expanded upon it in terms of Patrons and views. That his support has been steadily decreasing is testament to the fact people were manipulated with these sob stories of defamation and laying off Dijana. Most of the comments were to the tune of "please don't leave we need you!". When it's become clear he's not leaving, and despite the boost, is matching either the same output or less than he has with 386 patrons, the urgency fades. People lose interest. Sure, he can try begging again but it will be mostly to the same audience.
That trick tends to only work once, and with each successive attempt at threatening to leave the response gets weaker. He's also lost a talking point he used on the last video - the one of defamation, how his lawyers are working on it, and it will take years for "justice".
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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I’m feeling like a bitch, so here’s one more.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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He’s now in his “sexy” phase by baring his chest. Next he’ll be sporting a fedora. This guy has no game whatsoever.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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We're in the last hours of the last days of Lloyd Evans. Be patient.Hasn't this dead horse been beaten long enough?
Honestly I think he'll need to gauge as to whether or not this is going to provide a retirement for him. That's probably going to be the deciding factor. To do so, he needs a bigger fanbase, renewed media contacts and for all this chatter about misuse of funds, bullying, and Thai prostitutes to cease.
(Hint - That's why this keeps going)
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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Put me down for a loss of 24, a Big Mac, medium fries and a Diet Coke.
And I predict Jabba the Hutt sabotages this Patreoff by hiding the numbers when it is time for the results to be tallied.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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King Rehoboam Evans inherited rulership of the united 12 Patreon tribes of Israel from his wise but corrupt elder father, Solomon Evans. The 10 northern Patreon tribes gathered at Shechem and demanded reforms from King Evans before agreeing to his kingship and continuing their support on Patreon. The King heard their demands, which insisted that he cease emotional abuse of his wife the Queen, quit seeking other wives and concubines, and stop visiting exploited and enslaved Ammonite prostitutes.
King Evans was agitated at these demands and sought the advice of the older and wise King's counselors like Mark O'Donnell and Javier Ortiz. They advised their king to agree to these demands and reform his kingdom. King Evans did not like this advice, and turned to the foolish and impulsive advisors like Kit Kat and Joshybear. "Sue their ass HA HA HA HA HA They will regret it, You will see!!!" was Kit Kat's advice.
King Rehoboam Evans then had his scribes mass produce the King's Proclamation that he had no mastery over his penis, he'll fornicate with whomever he desired and it was none of anyone's business, the Witch of Endor (AKA Kim Silvio) was casting demonic spells to split his kingdom and that he would sue all rebels and lapsed Patrons in the Jerusalem courts.
Per the Prophet Abijah's prophecy, the 10 northern Patreon tribes were ripped away from King Evans. The King only had two remnant Patreon tribes that were paying tribute to him. His lawsuit was dismissed and his Patreon soldiers were outnumbered by the larger rebel Patreon army.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars
by Newly Enlightened inoriginal reddit post (removed).
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Jesus relates the parable of the "Cunning Croatian". A man was robbed by thieves and left for dead on the road to Jericho. Two Levites pass and do nothing. Lloyd Evans passes and takes note of the sad scene. Seeing an opportunity to fundraise, he takes out his smartphone and tweets out graphic pics of the man suffering on the side of the road:
"It really angers me when robbers beat a man and there is no justice! I am utterly ashamed of humanity! I'd help him myself, but I have no money because of the defamation campaign and the need to purchase filming equipment. Will you help? www.paypal.com/cedars"
Lloyd gets 30,000 shekels wired to his Paypal account from concerned supporters. He then takes the man to the Jericho Motel 6, bandages him himself, and has Tiborus film his new documentary: "The Jericho Escape". He leaves the wounded man with some bottled water and Cheetos and promises to check up in a week with a followup documentary. Lloyd and Tiborus check into the Jericho Royal Hilton and enjoy excursions to the Dead Sea for a mental health break since this experience has left them so traumatised.